What Jacob Jones has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Jacob Jones

A story about Matisyahu

actually just saw him this last weekend with the flaming lips. we got there a bit late, so the air was already heavy with smoke. i was impressed though. very good live performer.

The last time I saw Bob Dylan

on this tour with willie, at a minor league baseball stadium. im happy i got to see him, but damn was he in bad shape. his voice was awful, even on his new songs. but i just winced, shrugged my shoulder, drank my beer, and sang along anyway.

A story about Mr. Bungle

i went to go see the melvins with my girlfriend and her parents (i was 16! leave me alone!) when out comes these weird looking guys with hawaiian shirts on playing bizzare music. my girlfriend and her parents weren’t too into it, but i was fascinated.

A story about Moby

i saw him once, maybe the second time id taken x. i remember happy. since i shaved my head people say i look like him. now i hate him.

The last time I saw Al Green

i saw him at acl, however long ago. i watched most of the show waaay back on the lawn arguing with my girlfriend. we had been fighting since spoon, and i just wanted the night to be over. i felt his love though, i think he did help to resolve the situation. bitch.

The last time I saw Paul McCartney

we snuck into a show, saw about the last 15, 20 minutes standing at the back of some grand auditorium. couldnt afford the 100$+ tickets, i just wanted to say ive seen him live. im surprised i remembered.

A story about The Butthole Surfers

ive seen them twice. nice fellows. in dallas, they filled the place with fog/smoke, and no one knew what was going on, it was like a scene from the andromeda strain.
at the ridglea, gibby put a bunch of lighter fluid in a chinese cymbal, lit it on fire, and then beat the hell out of it, splashing fire everywhere, the stage is still marred.
oh, and i smoked out with the guitar player. i cant remember his name. he had good bud though. good guy.

How I met ShaunnaLou

drunk.


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